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The Top 10 Signs You're Out of Shape
10) You've ever torn something just trying to turn off the alarm clock.
9) People at work only refer to you by saying "HEY FATASS".
8) You've thrown your back out by carrying a bag of groceries.
7) Random strangers come up, poke you in the stomach and expect you to giggle.
6) You've ever suffered a groin pull...during sex.
5) Your record is 34 Pushups and you could have done more if the damn Ice Cream Man would have taken plastic.
4) You get the Christmas gift of Jigglin' To The Oldies.
3) You cramp up while watching the New York City Marathon.
2) Watching Rocky 5 is your idea of a workout video.
1) The sales clerk nicely but firmly pulls you away from the jeans rack and whispers "Its Sansabelt Time, Tubby"
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Help College Tavern get on it's feet!

While it’s been a long time in the making, we are pleased to announce we are still trying to get College Tavern open to the public!!! We do have a very small loyal following who check by the site every once in a blue moon. (Basically if you spent spring break in Daytona with us then you have heard a thing or two about the site.) We even have had a few of you submit some photos. (Thanks by the way, and send us more!) While we try to finish this just as soon as possible, we do need your help, so if your willing please consider doing some of the following things:

Things you can do to help College Tavern get on it’s feet…

● Cruise around the site, look at as much as possible and send us any errors or even suggestion you might have.

● Don’t see something you think would be cool? Or have any sort of general suggestion?? Let us know.

● Submit your stash of pictures (preferably funny ones.) While we are always looking to add to our funny picture collection, we are SPECIFICALLY looking for pictures of college students passed out or generally doing something really really funny. (This is for a pet project we are working on)

● Write an article!!! While we know this one might be a long shot, we are currently looking for unique and FUNNY articles to add to our “College Voice” section or as a stockpile for the front page when the site finally opens.

● Create an account – And start using all the features in the membership sections. This will also help us beta test all the code to make sure there are no problems. If you find anything, again, please let us know ASAP

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"How Stupid Do They Think We Are?"
"Cake robber returned once too often"
"Topless Women Take on Nudity Law"
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"Hostage released for pizza"
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