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| Top Ten Invisible Guy Pickup Lines |
| 10. "Ever wanted to do it with a laboratory experiment gone awry?" |
| 9. "Do you mean it when you say, 'Looks don't matter'?" |
| 8. "What's a nice girl like you doing here in the Victoria's Secret dressing room?" |
| 7. "Why don't we go somewhere private, because everyone at this bar thinks you're talking to your gimlet" |
| 6. "That's not my hand but don't stop shaking" |
| 5. "You may as well go out with me -- I'm just going to follow you home undetected anyway" |
| 4. "Here's an invisible necklace -- trust me, it's really expensive" |
| 3. "I can pretty much guarantee the kid will look like you" |
| 2. "We haven't met, but I watch you shower every day at the gym" |
| 1. "Would you like to have dinner with me and watch and my food digest?" |
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