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| Top Ten Signs Lance Armstrong Is Getting Cocky |
| 10. Race starts at 9, Lance rolls out of bed around noon |
| 9. Has already figured out that the trophy can hold a 3-gallon margarita |
| 8. He eats frosting by the fistful |
| 7. For the last leg, he rode one of those crazy 1920s bikes with the big front wheel |
| 6. Deliberately crashing into things to get more air time on sportscenter |
| 5. Making a couple extra bucks delivering pizzas during the race |
| 4. After the starter pistol is fired, he hangs around hitting on french babes |
| 3. Turns to the other riders and says, "oooh, I'm sooooo scared" |
| 2. Instead of training, spent last 2 months pimping his bike |
| 1. Has started selling ad space on his ass |
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