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| Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Weather Forecaster | | 10. "It looks like there's about a 70% chance of rain and about a 100% chance I'm going to get blind, stinkin' drunk tonight" | | 9. "It's going to be a hot one today, so use this as an opportunity to make fun of a fat guy in a tank top" | | 8. "I hope the heavy rains don't uncover the bodies I buried" | | 7. "Today I am feeling unseasonably sexy" | | 6. "Rain, sun, snow, sleet -- what's the difference? We're all gonna die someday" | | 5. "I have no idea what any of this means, I should probably take a class or something" | | 4. "There's a light trickle going on right now, which reminds me -- Sheila, would you get an appointment with Dr. Fisch for me" | | 3. "Enough with the weather, let's take a look at my recent oral surgery" | | 2. "After all this talk about rain, I gotta take a wicked leak" | | 1. "Die, you millions of tiny, pathetic people, die!" |
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