 | Tavern Top Ten |
| The Top 10 Reasons Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line |
| 10) Pluto's "accident" on Deck 3 |
| 9) Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand. |
| 8) Exterminator killed off "rat" problem only to discover they were Mickey and Minnie's cousins. |
| 7) Drunken dispute between Donald and The Mighty Ducks over who was mightier. |
| 6) Charo kept showing up. |
| 5) The Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" kept eating the midnight buffet. |
| 4) The Seven Dwarfs vandalized the ship after failing to meet the "You Must Be This Tall to Ride This Ride" Requirements. |
| 3) Stench of seawater and 101 Dalmations was too strong. |
| 2) Tour guide Goofy goes into drunken rampage and uses Chip and Dale as Shuffleboard discs. |
| 1) Mickey’s dead hookers. |
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