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| The Top 10 Signs That You Drink Too Much Coffee | | 10) You still have a crush on Mrs Olsen from Folgers | | 9) Unknown to Joe DiMaggio, you call yourself the 'Real Mr.Coffee." | | 8) Most people put sugar on their cereal, you put coffee grounds. | | 7) Upon arriving home after a long day of work, you hug the coffeemaker. | | 6) You name your kid Juan Valdez Lowenstein | | 5) Just fucking give me some coffee! | | 4) Most people say they're going to the bathroom...you say you have something "percolating." | | 3) When you die, you want your ashes put in a General Foods International Coffee Tin. | | 2) When things get really slow, you pour scalding hot coffee on your crotch for that special bond. | | 1) Your best pick-up line....Hey baby...why don't we go back to my place and grind some beans....if you know what I mean!! |
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